Greetings friends, friends of friends, & former 3-time NASCAR finalist Big Doug,
As you might imagine, I receive dozens of hundreds of emails each decade axing how one might be able to mill about inside of a room containing my awesome as it smoovely sips away at the world's remaining supply of Jack Daniel's.
Just this once, Ima tell yoo.
This Saturday, in Providence, Rhode Island, Storm Davis (who is now typing in the third person) will be doing just that at a bar called "Low Cal 121" on Washington Street in Providence. He supports this bar because its name clearly fits in with his relentless quest for physical fitness. Also the staff is mad scrutinizable. Especially the dudes. Seriously, he's having them audited (No Boston Tea Party).
Anyway, I believe someone named "DOCKS" is DJing with another guy named "RESCUE" and there's a flyer around somewhere. They oppose the farming of coca plants and stopped enjoying anything that went into their ears after 1997, even that spider that laid eggs that time. Which was kind of $3xy, if you dig Tobey Maguire, which SD does not. Not feeling his hairstyle. But deejays schmeeejays, right?
STORM DAVIS // DRINKING SOUR MASH // DIET SODA // UNCONVENTIONALLY HANDSOME // NINETIES HIP HOP
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT JUNE 12 2008
GO FIND A FLYER THEN THE BAR IN THAT ORDER
REASON IS PDP
FREE STERBYROCK*
IMA GO CARVE YOUR NAME IN A PARK BENCH DARLIN YES YOU
see you there,
Strom Thurmond
Certified Ombudsman
*from the chains of passion
Dox of Poorly Drawn People & DJ SaveOne
[LOCAL 121]
121 Washington St | Providence RI
10pm-2am / 21+ / FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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